Jul 21st, 2008
World Citizen Spotlight: Cesar
Editor’s Note: Welcome to a new feature on Nathan Shipley Travels The World: The World Citizen Spotlight. Look for more posts in the future with the familiar WCS header for more of the in-depth perspective and analysis you have come to expect from NSTTW about the lives and dreams behind the notable names and faces of our ever-shrinking global village.
Name: Cesar
Age: 39
Nationality: Peruvian
Occupation: Dental Surgeon
Cesar is a gambler and a scoundrel.
He is a fountain of dick jokes. An exhaustive repository of sarcasm and sex slang. A veritable library of the lewd, lascivious, and lustful.
He has little regard for who is around him and might overhear the unsavory things he says. In fact, he likes a good audience.
He rhythmically knocks his chair up against the inside wall of the dentists office when the door is closed to make people passing in the hallway think someone is having sex inside.
Apparently he won $1,200 the last time he went to the casino. He always buys lottery tickets.
He has a gaggle of nurses that follow him around at the Health Center that he refers to as his Fan Club. I think he has a girlfriend in Cuba.
This is a (not exactly family-friendly) video of Cesar explaining the proper way to make love to a woman. He had seriously already been talking for 4 or 5 minutes when it struck me that I should start recording him.
Cesar Explains the Intracies of Love-Making from Nathan Shipley on Vimeo.
Who knows where else this could have gone next had someone not knocked on the door.
Never serious, he is a source of both ample amusement and frustration for his co-workers.
Cesar is loyal and a good friend. You have to be quick when the bill comes at lunch if you want to pay and he’s sitting at the same table.
Conclusion: Cesar is awesome.
Nate, I am really impressed with the intricate, detailed education you are receiving in your travels. Only been gone a very short time and already you are a Doctor of Dentistry, a sex expert, and a chef. If these opportunities persist, you may never want to return to calm, quiet,serene WL. Love Gramps
I think I’m too young to understand.
I just tried all of Cesar’s suggestions and they work. I think the black-eye will subside in a day or two, but he’s right.
You should sign this guy up for a book deal or at least a Penthouse Forum column.
best. picture. ever.
Say Hello to Ron for me. Go Jaguars!
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/mensbasketball/2008-07-23-iupui-peru_N.htm
Those shoes are gonna end up in Polvos Azules. I’m planning on heading back there to look around more. I will take a picture of the shoe section.
I got a boner listening to Cesar.
Now I’m ready to use it to poke someone in the eye.
@ Denny – Finally someone got the point of the video. I would expect no less from you, good sir.
Fantastic portrait.