Nov 21st, 2008
New Here?
Hi. I’m Nathan.
Just get here from TravelBlogs.com? Want a quick intro to me and my trip? The About Page aughta be helpful. I have no real plan, but there’s a rough framework of what I’m doing on The ‘Plan’ page. For the truly lazy, a 5-second explainer of what my trip is about is the equation to the right.
I’m currently in Krakow, Poland after spending more than four incredible months in South America. Two months in Peru, two months in Colombia, and a week in Buenos Aires before a change in (non-existent) plans lead me here. I’m still missing me some South America.
Here are a few stories to get you started:
When I was in Peru, I pretended to be a doctor visiting from the United States and lied to children:
Dr. Shipley Visits Peru
I ended up with two transsexuals at a gay bar in Bogota after heading out in search of a stripper that does tricks with bottles.
In Search of Bottle Girl
In Colombia, I went to Pablo Escobar’s now-defunct estate and had to bribe some cops on the way over:
Bribing Cops and the Strange World Pablo Escobar’s Estate
After a Colombian death metal show, a crazy guy told me God was going to kill me and all the gringos. Then we met Sausage Shorts:
Death Metal and The Suicidal Crazytime Screamer
Thanks for stopping by. Have a look around! Enjoy the story.

Sweet! Great exposure for you. Cheers!
Sausage girl – now destined to be a meme.
No,not new here hehe
….nice work hehe muuuaaa!
i still think that the darker trannie is superhot
How convenient.. I AM new here! Stumbled across your blog.. very funny! I’ll definitely keep reading!
Enjoying the blog.